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"You've reached the number of Colonel Jade Curtiss. I appear to be preoccupied at the moment. Please leave a message and I may get back to you soon."

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Our dear friend Maris. As one can imagine, he brought us to a monster-infested ocean to live out the rest of our days.

I'm sure it was no problem for you.

Indeed. It made for quite the relaxing getaway.

Now I'm curious as to what stresses you out.

Edited (idk if the former tag made sense) 2015-10-25 06:24 (UTC)

I'm sure that there are many who happen to be curious about that. You'll find yourself in good company, Miss Tsunemori.

Edited 2015-10-25 06:33 (UTC)

I see. That's good news.

[ no, it's not. ]

Also, I would want you to meet my colleagues from home some time. They're great investigators, much like myself. One of them, Kogami, is even sharper than I am. They'll be able to help you gather information if you need it.

Ah yes, your colleagues. I suppose that some more allies could be more beneficial. I'm perfectly willing to meet with them and see how they measure up.

You make it sound like they have to undergo a test.

Perish the thought. I imagine it will be more like an interview.

Fine. But none of your wisecracks.

Edited 2015-10-27 05:46 (UTC)

I don't have the slightest idea what you could be referring to, Miss Tsunemori.

: )

I think we're both aware that that's a lie.

My, such cold behavior towards your elder...

You're not that old.

I do not look very old, yes. I feel charmed by your compliment, Miss Tsunemori.

I wasn't complimenting you; just telling the truth. By your looks, you seem to be in your mid-thirties.

[ ha! profiling at its finest. ]

Oh? That sounds like quite the guess.

[He oddly neglects to confirm it...]

So, you're not that old.

I've been told that I'm an old soul.

[Now he might just be pulling things out of nowhere.]

I may have to disagree with these people.

Now, not, Miss Tsunemori. You're very disagreeable today.

You know, my world has years that are about twice as long as the years in most other worlds.

So you're actually in your seventies.
You could be my grandfather at this point - is that what you're saying?

I intended to wait for your birthday to tell you. But yes, Miss Tsunemori. I am your dearest grandfather.

[ WHY THIS... ]

Please don't joke like that, especially when my birthday is close by.

[ her grandparents obviously have very moe eyes, and you, jade, are not moe in the slightest. ]

[Wow, way to doubt his moeness.]

Oh? And when is the special occasion?

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