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Jade "read the script" Curtiss ([personal profile] yourfononsarewhack) wrote2015-04-17 08:51 pm
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-25 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm curious as to what stresses you out.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-25 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. That's good news.

[ no, it's not. ]

Also, I would want you to meet my colleagues from home some time. They're great investigators, much like myself. One of them, Kogami, is even sharper than I am. They'll be able to help you gather information if you need it.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-26 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You make it sound like they have to undergo a test.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. But none of your wisecracks.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I think we're both aware that that's a lie.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not that old.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't complimenting you; just telling the truth. By your looks, you seem to be in your mid-thirties.

[ ha! profiling at its finest. ]
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you're not that old.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have to disagree with these people.
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-27 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're actually in your seventies.
You could be my grandfather at this point - is that what you're saying?
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-29 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY THIS... ]

Please don't joke like that, especially when my birthday is close by.

[ her grandparents obviously have very moe eyes, and you, jade, are not moe in the slightest. ]
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[personal profile] condoner 2015-10-29 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather not tell you.

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