IC Inbox [Cerealia]

[yourfononsarewhack]

"You've reached the number of Colonel Jade Curtiss. I appear to be preoccupied at the moment. Please leave a message and I may get back to you soon."

Action/Voice/Video/Text

Comments

text;

[condoner]

Hello, Jade.
I was wondering if you could help me out with testing my Dominator in ViViD some time. I saw your post saying you also play ViViD as a means of living, so I thought you'd be the right person to approach regarding this.
Please take your time in responding. This isn't an urgent matter.
Thank you.

text;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[As long as she doesn't also want him to test out a Submissive.]

Greetings, Miss Tsunemori.
You've certainly intrigued me, and I am quite interested in having partners for ViViD runs. I can meet you at the game center later today.

text;

[condoner]

[ JADE, I SWEAR TO GOD... ]

Today?
Well, I'm kind of busy today [ writing a blog post. ], but I'll be free tomorrow. Would that be okay?

text;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[Ah, writing a blog post about Dominators. How wholesome.]

Oh? That would work fine enough. My schedule is malleable at the moment.

text;

[condoner]

[ what is wrong with you. ]

Then, would tomorrow at 3pm work?

text;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[You.]

It's as good a time as any. I'll see you then, Miss Tsunemori.

text; mid-event

[poised]

this is Natalia

residential district, gym, school, parts of entertainment district compromised due to falling machinery(?) other areas flooded. please direct injured, misplaced, tired, and frantic people to upper levels of the hospital for shelter. communication limited to text and voice, healing does not work on those with intense lethargy.

personal request: take care of evacuating the entertainment district and determining the electricity situation with Takeshi

warm regards. stay safe. thank you.

text; mid-event

[yourfononsarewhack]

Perhaps I will acquiesce your humble request. I can't say that I'm an expert in the field of electricity, but I can look into it.

Do take care of yourself, Natalia. <3

[It's possible that he inserts that into texts just to see how people react.]

action;

[kirkwalled]

[ guess who is standing in your kitchen, eating all your cereal, jade. hope you're a morning person.]

If this is called cereal, and this place is called Cerealia -- do you think the two are related?

[ that's way better than a hello, right? ]

action;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[He prefers to think of himself as a mourning person.

Actually, there are usually little to no signs that Jade actually sleeps. And normally, he does seem unusually alert at all times of today.

But lately? He has seemed a little unusually weary. He sighs and rubs at his forehead as he considers his new roommate's stunning theory.]

My, such a groundbreaking theory. Perhaps you should try to ask Count Chocula himself about any ties to CERES? [Of course, Jade probably only stocks the more boring/healthy cereals.]

action;

[kirkwalled]

[ mourning his sanity, perhaps?

still, that's pretty weird and hawke sure has noticed that. she hasn't brought it up because, well, that's his business but she's definitely noticed that. she wonders what's been making him drag too but again, won't ask ether. she's not very considerate.

instead she takes another bite of shredded wheat. ]

Perhaps I will. After all, I haven't seen a mascot yet for the company. Don't... things like this usually have a mascot?

[ she'll also offer him the cereal box. ]

action;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[He motions with a hand to wave the cereal box away. No.

Jade will soon seat himself at the table with a cup of tea and some toast, that he quietly makes his way through.]

I suppose that's true, when it comes to corporate monsters that are the size of CERES. Perhaps you should submit a suggestion, or should we just pin some feathers to Mr. Mosley and call it a day?

action;

[kirkwalled]

The second option, surely.

[ munch munch munch ]

Now, on another topic, I was thinking about this living arrangement and it's... feasibility.

Audio; I am so sorry.........

[fairbrook]

[S'up Jade, it's your boss...]

Mr. Curtiss, may I have a word?

[What a way to say 'hello'.]

Audio; Never

[yourfononsarewhack]

Chief Hellsing. [She's a superior in some sense, so he'll be relatively conservative with his snarking. Still, with the tone Jade usually speaks in, it can be hard to tell whether or not he's being sarcastic most of the time.]

By all means, go ahead.

text;

[condoner]

Jade, you're still alive, aren't you?

text;

[yourfononsarewhack]

I appear to still be clinging to the mortal coil.

I assume that you're also currently not deceased?

text;

[condoner]

This is actually Tsunemori's ghost.

text;

[yourfononsarewhack]

My, my. So even phantoms are in touch with today's social media. That's very heartening to hear, Miss Ghost.

text;

[condoner]

Yes, though I'd prefer to still be called Tsunemori.

voice;

[poised]

[Right after Natalia kicks out the androids who tried to force their (probably delicious) breakfast in bed on her--]

Colonel, what is your status?

voice;

[yourfononsarewhack]

[There is the sound of sizzling machinery in the background when he answers. Ah, sounds like Natalia's alive.]

Enjoying the smell of fried machinery in the morning.

And yourself?

voice;

[poised]

[ . . . . what a violent response to being woken up.]

.... Perhaps a bit calmer than yourself.

[Just a smidgen.]

voice;

[yourfononsarewhack]

Oh? I happen to feel quite composed, Natalia.

Don't these robots sometimes remind you of our old friend, Dist? With something more vaguely resembling style, of course, but I still feel nostalgic at the sight of them. It makes me want to greet them as I would one of his own.

voice;

[poised]

[ . . . . why does that answer so many questions.]

Ah. I see.

Well, at least I suppose I needn't worry after your strength after that whole ordeal.

[Old man!!!]