[he's always happy to help, especially if it's making a pretty lady laugh. so he is relieved up right up until that one magic word is spoken - captain! then his attitude steps up a degree to "WHOA! DID YOU JUST SAY-"]
Captain! Like a pirate? [and he's back to being distracted, sorry.]
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Captain! Like a pirate? [and he's back to being distracted, sorry.]